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    Field of Screams
    Christopher Buckley, 11.11.02

    The incredible (literally) story of how Washington PR man Nick Naylor was hired bygd North Korea to scen a celebrity Pro-Am golf tournament in the Axis of Evil.

    My name may be familiar to you. For years I was the ledare Washington spokesman for the U.S. tobacco industry. That was me on TV every other night, dismissing the latest overwhelming bevis that cigarettes cause your lungs to turn into overdone pork chops. It paid the bills. Anyone can defend meat or poultry, or even asbestos. I like a utmaning. I also like to eat, which is how I ended up doing PR for the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. That would be North Korea. When they put "People's" and "Democratic" in the name of a country, you know it's a police state.

    Some background. Professionally speaking, things were not going brilliantly for me when the call came from a Mr. Kim that day. I had spent 18 months in a federal facility--minimum säkerhet

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    Homer Simpson

    Full name

    Homer Jay Simpson

    Personality

    Formerly: Mean, menacing, monstrous, intimidating, reclusive, antisocial, self-absorbed, sarcastic, lonesome, boorish, short-tempered, hard-boiled, hot-headed, ungrateful, overbearing, cranky, prejudiced, offensive
    Currently: Kind, peaceful, mysterious, archaic, nice, easily aggravated, grouchy, funny, stubborn, loving, caring, incompetent, compassionate, empathetic, selfless, adventurous, brave, confident, daring, gentle, heroic, friendly, fatherly, funny, prideful, dim-witted, goofy, protective, unintelligent, understanding, impatient (sometimes), sweet, loyal

    Alignment

    Neutral, later good

    Allies

    Bunga (best friend), Simba, Moe Szyslak, Lenny Leonard, Carl Carlson, Barney Gumble, Mr. Burns (sometimes), Ned Flanders, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Chief Wiggum, X-27, Nala

    Likes

    Duff Beer, KISS, donuts, eating, sleeping, abusing Lisa, mailing his father to Abu Dhabi, tormenting Flanders, peace and quiet, taking

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    Wigs on the Green

    I’ve been searching out some of the most obscure golf courses in the world to add to the golf course wiki. Camp Bonifas Golf Course is next to minefields. The Perenchio Hidden 3 Hole was an illegal course Malibu. The Hana-Maui Resort Pitch & Putt is a tiny course on Maui that isn’t advertised anywhere. Leinster Golf Course is a course on dirt in the Australian outback. I plan to add many more, but recently mapped the Pyongyang Golf Club, the only operating golf course in North Korea. This rarely photographed course is, ironically, not in Pyongyang at all. Instead, it is on Taicheng Lake, near Ryonggang and Kangsŏ, about 40km (25mi) from urban Pyongyang.

    Disclaimer: I researched this course simply out of curiosity. I think it should be obvious to say that the DPRK is an extremely repressive regime and this should not be, in any way, seen as any type of endorsement of that government. In addition, the information I have come across is — at best — somewhat i

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